Friday, 27 September 2013


Sean Penn, Madonna,
ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT SEAN PENN looks like he's about one martini away from doing something inappropriate, these two actually look like they're having a nice night. I'm confused. I'm very confused.
And from our "Wow. What the hell was that about?" files, we have Sean Penn randomly deciding to attend a party thrown by his ex, Mandonna, and snuggling with her pretty suspiciously if you ask me. Granted, I know some exes are able to remain friends, a phenomenon I find more confusing than Lady Gaga's genitals, but let's face it, these two were never those exes. 

In fact, if I recall correctly, the last time these two were in the same room together, it ended with one of them trussed like a turkey and tied to a chair while the other one stormed out for a night of hard drinking and  peeing standing up. I'll leave it to you to figure out which was which. 
But hey, let's let bygones be bygones and water under the bridge and all that crap. Because what I'm really obsessing about here is why does Sean Penn (age 53) look like a leather shoe and yet Madonna (age 55) looks like her face is made of a baby's ass? Oh. Right. Because it is.

EDITOR'S NOTE: And what I'm obsessing about is where's Madge's 25-year-old Brazilian boy toy?
MY NOTE: My guess? He's at home donating stem cells for Madge's breakfast facial.