|ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT SEAN PENN looks like he's about one martini away from doing something inappropriate, these two actually look like they're having a nice night. I'm confused. I'm very confused.|
In fact, if I recall correctly, the last time these two were in the same room together, it ended with one of them trussed like a turkey and tied to a chair while the other one stormed out for a night of hard drinking and peeing standing up. I'll leave it to you to figure out which was which.
But hey, let's let bygones be bygones and water under the bridge and all that crap. Because what I'm really obsessing about here is why does Sean Penn (age 53) look like a leather shoe and yet Madonna (age 55) looks like her face is made of a baby's ass? Oh. Right. Because it is.
EDITOR'S NOTE: And what I'm obsessing about is where's Madge's 25-year-old Brazilian boy toy?
MY NOTE: My guess? He's at home donating stem cells for Madge's breakfast facial.