Monday, 9 September 2013

SELENA GOMEZ PLAYS PEEK-A-BOO, SCARES ME SHITLESS

Selena Gomez, wardrobe malfunction, justin bieber, panty flash,
WAHOO! SELENA FLASHES HER ...
er, well I don't know what the hell I'm 
looking at here but I'll tell you, I never have 
this problem when I watch Miley Cyrus perform. 

Whoever is tailoring Selena Gomez's booty shorts needs to just accept the fact that she's dressing a mutant and start covering her up more aggressively. 

Because as of today I have now been subjected to TWO wardrobe malfunction images that no human being should have to process (yes, I'm keeping score; there could be money in it for me some day) in which Selena is clearly outed as a hermaphrodyte. 

I mean seriously. Look at this picture. Now click here and look at THAT picture and tell me, is that a normal female nether region? Yeah. Exactly. 
Selena, I'm begging you, just cover that thing up. If I wanted to look at pictures of Lady Gaga, I'd look at pictures of Lady Gaga.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I wonder if that's why she and Justin Bieber broke up?
MY NOTE: Maybe. It's tough to make a relationship work when neither one has the right body parts.