|GERALDO RIVERA TWEETED THIS PIC |
last month and the world goddam nearly
fell off its axis. And I don't know about you,
but I don't usually wear pink sunglasses
in the bathroom unless I'm hammered.
I'm just saying.
What I love most about this pic, aside from the pigeon chest, the 1970s porn star goggles and the precariously placed towel that makes me wonder "Really? No pubes AT ALL?" is the fact that he captioned it "70 is the new 50." My dear Geraldo, no. No it is not. You should have captioned this one "Twitter is the new terrorism." Because, Jesus Christ. Do you think I can sleep now? It's like staring directly into the sun. It damn near killed me.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I tweeted a very similar selfie once and no one noticed.
MY NOTE: Oh, that was you? I thought it was Peter Dinklage in a gay bar.