Thursday, 24 October 2013

BEND OVER & TOUCH YOUR TOES FOR MARGARET WENTE

Margaret Wente
Margaret Wente
When she's not fending off plagiarism accusations or explaining why broads care more about Kim Kardashian than Stephen Harper (WHAT? BOLLOCKS!), Globe and Mail columnist Margaret Wente sometimes hits on some seriously truthy nerves.

Take this column, for example, in which she verbalizes my innermost thoughts to the letter, sodomizing all that is Canadian and leaving nothing but the virginity of the embarrassingly ugly ookpik doll intact. (Is it just me or is that thing the Snooki of the Inuit world?) 

Here, via Reader's Digest, is Wente's exuberant fisting of Canadian icons from boring Margaret Atwood to the overrated Group of Seven. Her words, not mine. Although they could have been. Except that would be plagiarizing.
CLICK HERE to read Wente's "7 Things You Can't Say in Canada."