Monday, 28 October 2013

CHRIS BROWN ARRESTED AGAIN BECAUSE CHRIS BROWN

Chris Brown arrested
CHRIS BROWN HAS BEEN ARRESTED, and just like all the other times, he did absolutely nothing to deserve it aside from the homophobic slurs and the violent, unprovoked assault. 
 Eva Rinaldi Photo

Today in "People God should have taken instead of Lou Reed,"  we have Chris Brown serving up a double fisting of shitheadedness by hurling gay slurs at a fan AND breaking his nose, which then of course led to the good news portion of the event: Brown being thrown in the slammer on charges of felony assault. Because while the rest of us were sleeping in preparation for the blessed Sabbath, Brown was at a Washington nightclub getting so liquored up he forgot he's basically just an arrest constantly waiting to happen. So when he left the club at 4 a.m. and a male onlooker tried to get in on a photo of him with some female fans, Brown had a completely logical reaction for someone who is on probation for beating the snot out of Rihanna: he called the man a "faggot" and punched him in the face. If this all sounds strangely familiar it's because that's exactly the sort of thing Trayvon Martin would have done if he were still alive. He's probably up there calling Lou Reed a "faggot" right now.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I'm told Chris has a bail hearing today and will be out in time for Halloween. Hopefully he won't be stupid enough to dress up like a terrorist like he did last Halloween.
MY NOTE: No, this year he doesn't want to bother with a costume, so he's going as an asshole.