|ONLY IN HOLLYWOOD does the simple act of cutting one's hair merit an ALL-CAPS NEWS ALERT on gossip websites. In other news, the U.S. government has shut down and Egypt is bombing its people again. |
I don't know if you've noticed but Baldwin the younger is making a concerted effort to insert herself into the famewhore-starved conscience of America because America does not have enough women of questionable (if not completely nonexistent) talent who think they deserve to be a celebrity. To her credit, she has not resorted to twerking or sex tapes (yet), although this random video of her having her way with a tub of yogurt is about as close as one can get to a sex tape without actually removing any clothing. Get used to this face, people. You're going to be seeing a LOT more of it, whether you want to or not.
And may I just say that I personally find it disgusting that her family would resort to such cheap tactics. That they would allow, even encourage, her to keep shoving her face at us until we decide, "Hey, we like it. Let's put her in a movie or something." Disgraceful. Who would do that to their own child? I am affronted.
Oh, by the way — here's an Instagram of my daughter getting out of the shower.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Wow. She is stunning. It's too bad she doesn't have bangs.