|JUSTIN BIEBER, A.K.A. THE PRIDE OF CANADA,
being carried aloft into Usher's birthday party. "Yay! Berfday party!"
he was heard to burble. "Will there be goodie bags?" |
Second, unlike the last incident, which involved two babysitters, only one babysitter was harmed in the making of this incident.
Third, stop picking on the boy! He's trying, you guys! Anyone can see that. He's having fun, he's not hurting anyone (he doesn't weigh enough to hurt anyone), he's just a wee lad, why he's barely more than a babe in diapers. Have you seen his pants? I rest my case.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Well I think he's disgusting.
MY NOTE: You're fired.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Excellent. You'll handle Monday's court appearance on your own then?
MY NOTE: *checks planner, frowns* You didn't let me finish. I said "You're fired ... till Monday. Monday morning at 9. Sharp."