|I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD, but that's only because you plebes don't understand the ways of greatness. (They're called 'beasts of burden' for a reason, people.) |
A clueless fan misread the whole scenario and posted this pic to Instagram in the hopes that people would be outraged by the mollycoddling. Au contraire, my little shit disturber. It only makes us love him more.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Is he ... good lord, is he texting? He's texting! ("Hi Ma! I'm in chinky chinky China, lolz!")
MY NOTE: Again: emperor behaviour. You people don't get it.