Friday, 29 May 2015

NICOLE SCHERZINGER IS ABOUT AS SMART AS A POTATO

I BELIEVE THIS LOOK IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS 'DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS'  
Although, to be fair to deer, most of them would have known the answer to the question Nicole was asked.

In a hard-thrusting investigative piece, Britain’s Daily Mail blows the lid off an issue anyone who reads this blog with any regularity could have told you months ago: most celebrities are idiots. However, I see no reason why I shouldn’t pile on, so please enjoy this video of legally retarded singer Nicole Scherzinger not having a goddam clue who Malala Yousafzai, the teen who was shot in the head by the Taliban while on her way to school, is. Despite the fact that she was asked the question WHILE AT A BENEFIT at which Malala was being feted. 

In her defence, Scherzinger does a middling job of trying to cover up her gobsmacking ignorance by begging for clues. “Oh, uhm … is she still …?” ("Alive?" Is that the word you're looking for, you gold-flecked nincompoop? Yes, she is not only still alive, but she is the guest of honour at this goddam function you got a Brazilian and a new gown for, is what I would have told her. Which is perhaps why my invitations to report at such functions have evaporated into thin air. Not unlike my ability to give a shit.) Watch the video, below, and bask in the fresh new insight into why Scherzinger's career died when the Pussycat Dolls did.