|I BELIEVE THIS LOOK IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS 'DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS' |
Although, to be fair to deer, most of them would have known the answer to the question Nicole was asked.
In her defence, Scherzinger does a middling job of trying to cover up her gobsmacking ignorance by begging for clues. “Oh, uhm … is she still …?” ("Alive?" Is that the word you're looking for, you gold-flecked nincompoop? Yes, she is not only still alive, but she is the guest of honour at this goddam function you got a Brazilian and a new gown for, is what I would have told her. Which is perhaps why my invitations to report at such functions have evaporated into thin air. Not unlike my ability to give a shit.) Watch the video, below, and bask in the fresh new insight into why Scherzinger's career died when the Pussycat Dolls did.