Monday, 21 October 2013

RIHANNA EJECTED FROM MOSQUE FOR SLUT POSES


Rihanna, Whorrified,
BadGalRiri/Instagram




Remember when I joked about Rihanna’s death wish? Turns out I wasn’t joking and I didn't even know it. Because the singer who uses Instagram like a vibrator just got kicked out of Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi for posing for photos in a way that defiles “the sacredness” of the centre. Apparently that's the most insulting thing a westerner can do aside from butt-grinding an imam. 

In her defence, Rihanna’s arse was fully covered for a change and she was cloaked from head to toe in what I like to think Catwoman would have worn had she been an Islamic fundamentalist. Alas, the mosque still smelled infidel harlot and gave her the toss. (But of course she posted the photos anyway.) Thanks, Rihanna. They're totally going to bomb the Pentagon now.