Friday, 4 October 2013

SINEAD'S CAMPAIGN TO HELP MILEY IS GOING WELL

Sinead O'Connor, Miley Cyrus
MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT NEED 
anyone's help or advice regarding 
how to comport herself like a lady, 
Sinead O'Connor. (Although you 
should be happy that she's at least 
headed down the right haircut road ...)
V MAGAZINE


Remember yesterday when I said in that post below that Sinead O'Connor’s "motherly" advice to Miley would be ignored? I was wrong. It wasn’t ignored: it was defiled, degraded and shat upon by a Miley Cyrus whose obnoxiousness has now catapulted to levels beyond even Justin Bieber’s obnoxiousness. She’s just one sex tape and a bucket of piss away from becoming HMH (Hollywood's Most Hateful).

Because when Miley heard about Sinead’s heartfelt (if somewhat sanctimonious) letter advising her to stop flashing her tits and arse for a music industry that doesn't "give a sh*t" about her, she responded by twerking it into a coma while simultaneously fellating a corn husker. And then she called Sinead Amanda Bynes and retweeted a string of, er, let’s see, how do I put this delicately…batshit-crazy tweets Sinead sent out when she was clearly in the middle of some kind of priest-induced meltdown.

So of course Sinead wrote another letter urging Miley to visit her in person, and then a third letter threatening to sue her, which now brings her into stalker territory and … well you get the picture. Sinead, please, if Miley wants to follow her American dream to its goat-arsed-prostitute conclusion, just let her. I'm sure this will all be over by Christmas.