Friday, 25 October 2013

THE KISS OF DEATH FOR MIRANDA KERR'S MARRIAGE

Miranda Kerr
NEWLY SINGLE MIRANDA KERR
 Yeah, you can see how kissing this dimple-cheeked supermodel with legs up to her armpits would get boring after awhile. She'll probably die a spinster. 
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Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom's marriage has ended, and if anybody is wondering why, it’s because of Condola Rashad’s lips. Remember that hot kiss Condola  rubbed all over her Romeo and Juliet co-star Orlando’s face as a “publicity stunt”? Yeah, well it turned him off white women and then broke up his marriage, so way to go, casting agents. Mere hours after breaking up with Kerr, Bloom was on Live With Kelly and Michael today, gushing about how kissing Condola is so amazing sometimes he doesn’t want to stop. He also talked about his mom, his kid, the theatre, the Hobbit, more Condola ... basically, everything except Miranda Kerr. Jesus Christ. I don’t know what sort of homewrecking witchcraft juice is in Condola's lips, but whatever it is, she stole it from Angelina Jolie.

Orlando Bloom, Condola Rashad kissing
HERE IS THE EXACT MOMENT ORLANDO BLOOM 
was infected with divorcebola by Condola Rashad.