Tuesday, 26 November 2013

ANYONE ELSE THINK KANYE'S A BIT BATSHIT CRAZY?

WHY Y'ALL INTRODUCIN' ME AS KANYE? Y'ALL KNOW MY REAL NAME IS YEEZUS, A.K.A. MASTER SOLOMON NORTHRUP THE SLAVE GENIUS! AND Y'ALL NEED TO SPELL THAT WITH ALL-CAPS, I AIN'T NO DAMN LENNY KRAVITZ, BITCHES!
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Are we all just pretending we haven't noticed Kanye West has gone completely insane? Because Kanye West has gone completely insane. Either that or he's started snorting cocaine directly off the middle finger Kim Kardashian enjoys giving to the world. I'll leave it to you to decide.

In the past week alone, Yeezus has compared himself to God, various geniuses and the lead character in 12 Years A Slave, and freaked out on an interviewer on live radio for no apparent reason whatsoever. (Utterly ridiculous video, below.)
Then, in my favourite moment, he randomly insulted Lenny Kravitz in front of Lenny Kravitz, who was at one of Kanye's concerts when Kanye was yapping like an inbred Pomeranian at his paying guests. He ranted for a solid 10 minutes, no doubt while his audience looked around nervously for exits and wondered why the hell he wasn't singing. (Reason: Genius.) 

Frankly, I don't know why anyone even goes to Kanye West concerts anymore. They seem to involve hours of hectoring, delusional monologues punctuated by snippets of music and the constant threat of a video appearance by a drunken Kris Jenner. 
Then again, it isn't every day one gets the opportunity to see a live genius onstage, certainly not since he went all family-man on us. Listen to the video clip, below, and then try to imagine this lunatic dandling a newborn baby on his knee. It's frickin terrifying, is what it is.