Sunday, 17 November 2013

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE REMIND AVRIL SHE'S 29?

Avril Lavigne, Chad Kroeger, whorrified,
AVRIL LAVIGNE FELT THE NEED TO TELL US
that she hoards Hello Kitty dolls. 
Because simply marrying Chad Kroeger 
and maybe someday having his baby
 wasn't disturbing enough.
Glenn Francis/Wikipedia

 
In today's instalment of "How Annoying is Avril Lavigne?" we come very close to nailing down a definitive answer. And it's "Extremely."

Because not only did she ruin that one slim chance Nickelback had of ever being taken seriously again by marrying Chad Kroeger, but now she has revealed she hoards Hello Kitty memorabilia (target audience: 5-year-olds).
She told Katie Couric she's been collecting the crap for years and is slowly but surely filling their marital home up with it.
"I literally I have three Hello Kitty rooms and I just turned the office into pink everywhere," she said. 


And to think that, just yesterday, if you had asked me if Avril and Chad's marriage could be any more creepy, disturbing and implausible, I would have sworn the answer was "no."  


EDITOR'S NOTE: Didn't I read somewhere that Avril is pregnant?
MY NOTE: It turns out the "baby bump" was just some Hello Kitty crap she was smuggling into the house under her shirt.