|DRAKE'S TRAINER WORKED HARD to sculpt this Canadian bacon into muscle and, by God, he's got every right to Instagram it. Plus, Rihanna might see it ...|
And while Chris Brown is busy honing his pitcher's arm while doing a court-ordered 90-day rehab stint, his arch-nemesis Drake is picking up every ball Breezy ever dropped, including: Making hit music, going to strip clubs with Rihanna and crunching his way to a six-pack. As this Instagram shows, he's currently at four-pack. (Hmm. I recommend easing up on the Moscato. I've cut back drastically on drinking during the week and it's made almost no difference whatsoever, but that's because I cheat.) Drizzy's trainer Johny Roxx tweeted this beefcake image of Toronto's hottest homie as he was about to go onstage in Oakland, Calif. I'm not sure what, exactly, is behind this newfound passion for sculpting and mean-mugging, but if I had to guess I'd say it starts with an "R" and ends with "ihanna." Good luck to you, Drizzy my boy. It's about damn time a nice guy didn't finish last.