Friday, 1 November 2013

HONEY BOO BOO IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

Honey Boo Boo, Mama June, Kardashian,
HERE COME THE KARDASHIANS! 
Mama June and her litter dressed up as them K-people for Hallereen. Unfortunately, poor retarded little Honey Boo Boo didn't get the memo and dressed up as fat dwarf Elvis.

See, this is what I call a lesson in humility. Because I never thought I'd see the day when a family that's made entirely of inbred lard would make me feel anything other than loathing, pity and a craving for seaweed colonics, yet here they are, blowing me away with the brilliance of their satire. Of course, I'm sure the brilliance was completely unintentional. As was the satire. But nevertheless, the Thompson clan of unfathomable Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame aping the Kardashians for Halloween is the best thing ever. 
“We decided to dress up like the Kardashians because everyone compares our family to them,” said Mama June, who took on the role of Kim (and if she tweets a shot of her arse the earth is going to fall off its axis). Ouch! She might as well have struck the Kardashians between the eyes with a pitchfork. I'm sure they are at this very moment huddling with their lawyers to see if there is some way, any way, they can sue somebody over this.  

Kris Jenner: Libel?
Lawyer: No.
Kris: Slander?
Lawyer: No. 
Kris:  Extortion?
Lawyer: No.
Kris:  Grand larceny?
Lawyer: No.
Kris:  Cruelty? Sarcasm? Gross indecency? Cretinism?
Lawyer: No. No. No. No. Wait ... *consults texts* ... well maybe, but they could countersue on that last one.
Kris:  GODDAMIT!