Thursday, 7 November 2013

GOOD IDEA, GAGA. I WISH YOU'D THOUGHT OF IT SOONER

Lady Gaga, Chris Hadfield, Virgin Galactic,
IN A DESPERATE BID TO KEEP HER CAREER 
from being twerked off the edge of a cliff 
by Miley Cyrus's bony goat arse, Lady Gaga 
is planning to perform in outer space.
While totally naked, I'm sure.  
Since nobody was paying attention to the fact that she prefers to do everything in the nude now, Lady Gaga has been forced to take drastic action by being blasted into outer space.

Unfortunately, it's not drastic enough for my liking (unless she plans to stay there), but nevertheless, come the year 2015, the pop star will be catapulted into the ether on a Virgin Galactic spaceship, where she will belt out one song while orbiting the Earth.

Yawn. How derivative. Chris Hadfield's already been there and done that, plus, hello, don't you get it? Twerking, Gaga! That's what the people want. 

Oh well, maybe she'll get lucky and find a new audience. I'm sure aliens are much more easily impressed by human nudity than we are. "Mmm. Hermat genitalia and strange strange music. What is this sensation in my ear loins? I cannot quantify it."