|THIS GRAINY VIDEO GRAB SHOWS|
the Biebs sleeping in a surprisingly
shitty-looking hotel room while
a tramp begins the process of
attaching herself to his wallet for life.
Because here he is being caught with his pants down and his mouth open by some tramp he probably had sex with. The young
How she managed to smuggle her iPhone into the room is one of the great mysteries of our time, not unlike the mystery of how a kid who doesn’t even have pubes yet can be having all this wild sex with Brazilian women. Then again, maybe it’s not such a mystery. Maybe it’s pretty obvious: The Biebs’ minders either went to The Prince Harry Bodyguards Academy of Prince-Minding or they're actually trying to get fired before their shoulders give out. Get a load of the video here, below. Warning: Pubes. BaHAHAHHA! As if!
EDITOR'S NOTE: So we're not toning it down anymore, then?