|KYLIE JENNER/TWITTER |
(Which my bipolar spell-checker keeps trying to change to KYLIE JENNER/TWIT)
With the touch of a “post” key, Kylie Jenner has instantly established herself as the stupidest of the mind-numbingly stupid Kardashians (oh pardon me: Jenners; because that’s so much better) AND set off a shitstorm of controversy by offending crazy people. Kylie, age 16 going on dimwit, posted a tweet intended merely to share her deep thoughts — "I miss my black hair I'm so bipolar" — but instead it almost got her cyber-killed. Because if there’s one thing even a Kardashian (oh pardon me: Jenner; because they’re so much smarter) should know by now it’s that the only reason people don’t abort their daughters in this country is because they’re an excellent source of sex tape revenue. And also that bipolar people have no sense of humour. Unless they’re having an “up” day. Then they're frickin' hilarious.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Can you stop now? The bipolars are gonna come after us.
MY NOTE: What is this “us”? You’ll be the one answering the door.