Friday, 22 November 2013


Lamar Odom, Khloe Kardashian, Whorrified,
LAMAR ODOM MAKING HIS WORLD PREMIERE as a rapper. You just know Jay-Z would love to sign this mofo up ... if only someone could find him.
If you ever wondered just how much of an idiot crack turns you into, the answer is this video. Of Lamar Odom, shirtless and so hopped up on rock he thinks he's a rapper, dropping Kanye's name and blabbing about how he cheated on Khloe (who until this video I never once felt sorry for). Aside from providing valuable insight into the cheery decor and superior quality of tenants of a crackhouse, it also serves as proof that Lamar absolutely made the right career choice by going into basketball. Because however bad you're imagining this video is, I can assure you it's worse than that. Click on this link and prepare to bask in a douche-iness so vast no bag could ever contain it.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Wow. Epic. Don't quit your day job, Lamar.
MY NOTE: Too late.