|THIS PICTURE OF MY NEW HAIR COLOUR was taken, without written permission, by my editor. Who will now have to be castrated.|
EDITOR'S NOTE: In an interesting aside, the good folks at Clairol saw her booze-fueled rant last night and tweeted: "If you're not happy, we're not happy. Call us at 1-800-Clairol so we can help!" Of course, I didn't tell her that, but I did write the number down in ballpoint pen on my scrotum. I may need it some time ...
MY NOTE: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO, YOU GONORRHEAIC NINCOMPOOP? Get back here and help me rinse out this dye!
EDITOR'S NOTE: *sighs* Such as right now.