|PAMELA ANDERSON ran the NYC marathon |
and if you think I'm going to make a boob joke
about that you are way too much of
a regular here. Take the day off, fer Chrissakes!
Therefore even I can admit that PamPam's run, which she wisely did to raise money for Haiti so people like me would feel bad about mocking her, was impressive.
There's no need whatsoever to gratuitously point out that she has, for some ungodly reason, given herself a hideous haircut that makes her look exactly like Jon Bon Jovi and that her implants appear to have opted out of the race. No reason at all. Unless of course you're okay with it. In which case, let's talk about that hairdo. Because, Jesus Christ, Pamela! ... *looks around at suddenly quiet room* What? I thought you wanted me to!