Monday, 4 November 2013


Pamela Anderson, NYC Marathon,
PAMELA ANDERSON ran the NYC marathon 
 and if you think I'm going to make a boob joke
 about that you are way too much of 
a regular here. Take the day off, fer Chrissakes!

Pamela Anderson, 46, ran in the New York  marathon on Sunday and completed it in under six hours. I'm sure most of you are expecting me to say something catty about that, such as "I didn't know she could run without David Hasselhoff's ass in a bathing suit in front of her," but you would be wrong. There's a difference between being a bitch and being a monster, you guys. 

Therefore even I can admit that PamPam's run, which she wisely did to raise money for Haiti so people like me would feel bad about mocking her, was impressive. 
There's no need whatsoever to gratuitously point out that she has, for some ungodly reason, given herself a hideous haircut that makes her look exactly like Jon Bon Jovi and that her implants appear to have opted out of the race. No reason at all. Unless of course you're okay with it. In which  case, let's talk about that hairdo. Because, Jesus Christ, Pamela! ... *looks around at suddenly quiet room* What? I thought you wanted me to!