Friday, 8 November 2013

ROB FORD ENDS WEEK ON HIGH NOTE WITH RAP VIDEO

Rob Ford, Tom Ford, Whorrified,
A CLIP FROM ROB FORD'S RAP VIDEO, which of course had to feature at least one black person and his ubiquitous brother, Doug.
 DJ Steve Porter/YouTube
If this week has taught Torontonians anything it's that Rob Ford is the twerking foam finger of municipal politics: he's a disaster that is at once impossible to watch and impossible to look away from. But finally, some good news: our buttery magistrate is warming to the idea of  "a little bit of counselling" and it won't cost taxpayers a dime because the mad dollaz he's going to make off his rap video (under the label Sick Muthaf*cka) will pay for the entire two and a half days. Oh, you haven't seen his rap video? It's a remix of Jay-Z's 'Tom Ford,' and it is pure lyrical gravy. Ladle it into your earholes right now and feel the warm, greasy rush of civic pride envelope you like the hug of a well-paying custie.