|FOX NEWS ANCHOR MEGYN KELLY|
knows for a fact that Santa is white
because Sarah Palin told her so.
So what's happening, in case you haven't heard, is that black people are apparently as freaked out by the thought of some strange white dude breaking into their house at night as white people are by Caribana. In other words, they're wondering why Santa has to be white.
Thank God there are brilliant minds out there to quell the fire of reasonable thought ... and by brilliant minds I mean Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly, who is nothing if not
You see what I'm saying? You can't argue with that kind of intelligence. I mean, you can try, but you will only wind up banging your head off the right-wing anvil that is Fox News. Why isn't Megyn Kelly president, is what I'm wondering? And also, why wasn't I on this panel? As the personal blogger of Jesus, I could have put this mess to bed in exactly three seconds.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Well the suspense is killing me. Is Jesus white?
MY NOTE: Yes. And so is her girlfriend.