|KANYE COMMISSIONED A WARHOL RELATIVE to make a complete mess of Kim Kardashian's portrait. Jeezus Krist. With Kanye's powers, you'd think he could have brought Da Vinci back from the dead and got this done right.|
Today in "The Daily Yeezus," we have Kanye deciding that the world does not have enough pictures of Kim in it, so he commissioned another one: a Warhol. And because when you are Jeezus you can make miracles happen just by screaming at people, the fact that Andy Warhol is dead is not an issue. Because Andy Warhol has some cousin who never even met him but is nevertheless milking his name for all it's worth — which is apparently $30,000, because that's what Monica Warhol is getting to paint Kim's plastic face. Like any good hired help, Monica wasted no time getting down to the business of blowing Kim, noting "She is beautiful. She's so manufactured. She looks like a human Barbie.” Which is actually a pretty fucked-up compliment but hey, she never said she was a genius. There's only one of those in this world, and that's Kanye.