Tuesday, 17 December 2013

KELLY LeBROCK IS STILL HOT DESPITE THE BOOZING

Kelly LeBrock, DUI, Whorrified,
KELLY LeBROCK's DUI MUGSHOT 
That's right. Kelly LeBrock looks better drunk and 53 
than you or I look sober and 40-ish. 


Kelly Lebrock, Weird Science, Whorrified,
KELLY LeBROCK 
at her '80s-icon peak


I guess this is the week for '80s stars to experience divinely ordained epic flameouts because just yesterday we saw Pippi friggin Longstocking get busted for a hit-and-run and now today we have Kelly LeBrock, stunning '80s-era model and actress, busted for a DUI in Santa Barbara. 

I'd completely forgotten either of these people even existed but am now creepily expecting A Flock of Seagulls to get busted for human trafficking and Pat Benatar to overdose on tooth bleach. Seriously. The big-haired planets are aligned. Anything could happen.

EDITOR'S NOTE: How is it possible that Kelly LeBrock looks about 36 in this mugshot?
MY NOTE: I believe it's known as weird science.