|YUP. THE MOST FASCINATING PERSON OF 2013, EVERYBODY |
I realize that with the post above it's back-to-back Miley today but, hey, I'm not the one who made her the most-Googled celebrity of 2013. Some of you people had to have had something to do with that.
Anyway, without pointing fingers
In fact, the whole thing was pretty goddam stultifying, mostly because Miley isn't interesting with her clothes on. Although there was a somewhat touching moment when she confided she had to make a tough career choice between being "boring" or being a "slut." And if you're having trouble guessing which one she went for, here's a clue: nobody gets on Bahbwa's "fascinating people" couch by being boring. (Except, of course, Bahbwa.) Y'all just go on ahead and watch the dang ol' interview in its entirety, below, and tell me you don't feel like your brain just got twerked by a foam finger afterwards.