Friday, 6 December 2013

MY PORTRAIT IS WAY BETTER THAN KIM'S FAKE WARHOL

Atlantis Resort, Bahamas, Whorrified, Marie Sutherland,
I THINK IF SOMETHING MAKES YOU LOOK THIS GOOD it should just be given to you. Although God knows how I'd have got that thing on the plane...

I posted this pic on Facebook after returning from my reign of terror and vodka-soaked underpants in the Bahamas and some doof actually asked me, "Is that your house?" Yes. Yes, that's my house. I have a Norse-god-sized gold throne in my house. Doesn't everyone? Although, come to think of it, it's not as legally retarded a question as it seems because if anyone should have a Norse-god-sized gold throne in their house, it's me. I dare you to doubt it.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Allow me to translate her mad ramblings into "human" for you: this picture was taken at the casino at Atlantis Resort. (She couldn't even afford to gamble on the $5 poker tables there, let alone have someone build her a gold friggin house throne.)
MY NOTE: And if you wondered if maybe the doof I referred to above was my hideous orangutan editor, you would be correct. Which is something HE never is.