Tuesday, 10 December 2013

PARIS HILTON'S BROTHER GOT HIS GOLDEN ARSE KICKED

PARIS HILTON'S YOUNGER BROTHER, BARRON  
Who, like most rich kids, doesn't know how to fight.
Instagram

Lindsay Lohan is in trouble again and this time it has nothing to do with murdering people with her car or snorting cocaine off Gerard Butler’s butt. This time, it has to do with a party at which Lindsay was almost certainly falling off the wagon and hitting Paris Hilton’s younger brother, Barron, on the way down. Because Barron put this photo on Instagram and said these injuries happened when Lindsay ordered some guy to punch him out because he was dissing her. Even though they look suspiciously like the kind of marks a surgeon puts on rich people’s faces just before giving them a nose job. (But what do I know? My nose is going to be this size forever.) Alas, we may never know the real story because Lindsay is dodging the cops’ every attempt to question her. As innocent people always do. 

EDITOR’S NOTE: One would think someone with a name like “Barron Hilton” is used to getting punched. 
MY NOTE: Nice one, Editor! I almost feel like respecting you right now.