|THE BEAUTIFUL NIGELLA LAWSON has admitted |
to snorting cocaine "a handful of times,"
which I assume means she sprinkles it
on her red velvet cake like icing sugar.
(Memo to self: That actually sounds delicious.)
Brian Minkoff - London Pixels
And yet I still forgive her, because who wouldn't stick their face in every hard drug they could get their hands on if they had to share a marital bed with Charles Saatchi? In her defence, Nigella insists she's a mere dabbler and that her ex's story that she got high as a souffle every single goddam day is bollocks because "people who do that are a lot thinner than I am." Which I would actually love to believe except that someone would then have to explain Rob Ford.