|MILEY CYRUS STRUTS AROUND MIAMI |
in denim underpants.
These shrunken ass cheeks in Daisy Dukes are the reason I call her "goat arse," and while I have made a career of mocking Nicki Minaj for getting butt implants I'm now thinking that's exactly what Miley should do. (Although I notice her vagina isn't hanging out for a change so maybe she was on her way to church.)
For your added viewing
Lena Dunham in Daisy Dukes will make your eyes vomit.
Mischa Barton in Daisy Dukes will give your eyes a colonic.
This ballsy dad in Daisy Dukes will scar his daughter for life.
Marie Sutherland in Daisy Dukes will ... oh you did NOT just fall for that one, did you? Fools.
Bonus Miley round: Watch the full interview with Barbara Walters in the post below.