Thursday, 12 December 2013

TWERKING SUPERMODELS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY BETTER


If you've ever wondered what goes on backstage at a Victoria's Secret supermodel show, it's the same thing that goes on pretty much everywhere these days: twerking. Supermodel Cara Delevingne has just nominated herself for sainthood by posting this behind-the-scenes footage of the Doutzen Kroes and Jane Smalls twerking in their dressing gowns, and it is awesome. Not quite as awesome as this, of course (nothing ever could be), but still, awesome. It's nothing but six-foot-long legs and satin nighties and Cara barking the lyrics to Major Lazer's "Bubble Butt" while women with negative-zero body fat somehow manage to do a better job of jiggling than Miley Cyrus ever will. Please enjoy. These gifts only come along so often ... 

EDITOR'S NOTE: Is this the sort of thing Jesus is telling you to blog about? Because if it is, I'm going to have to start going to church.