Thursday, 9 January 2014

FLAVOR FLAV SPECTACULARLY MISSES MOM'S FUNERAL

Flavor Flav arrested, celebrity  mugshots, Whorrified,
'SORRY, MA. I WAS IN A HURRY!'
NEW YORK STATE POLICE 


No matter how bad your day was, I can pretty much guarantee it can't possibly have been as bad as lapsed rapper Flavor Flav's day was. Because this poor bastard got busted for speeding AND driving with 16 license suspensions AND carrying a "small amount" of marijuana ... while en route to his mother's funeral in Hempstead, New York. But that's not the worst of it. The worst of it is that he was driving a Hyundai. The shame. The mortal shame. 

EDITOR'S NOTE: Oh dear God. His mother's funeral?
FLAVOR FLAV'S MOTHER'S NOTE: Don't listen to them, St. Peter. I've never seen that man before in my life!