|KATY PERRY COVERS THIS MONTH'S GQ MAG |
which no one is going to buy because
it's nothing but pictures of boobs.
In the latest issue of GQ, which is basically just a hastily assembled bunch of crap cobbled together to exist between the pages of Katy's giant breasts, the songstress confides: "I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, 'God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can't see my feet when I'm lying down?' "
And SHAZAM! It was so.
Unfortunately she then went on to waste them on Russell Brand and John Mayer, but hey, it's not too late. I'm sure theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking is next on her list (although he prefers hookers). We all have to grow up sometime.
EDITOR'S NOTE: So God is real?
MY NOTE: He's real. And he's spectacular.
KATY PERRY'S BOOBS' NOTE: Well now we're confused. Wasn't it just four months ago our mistress was prattling on about this?