Thursday, 2 January 2014

KARRUECHE TAKES SELFIES TO A NAUSEATING NEW LOW

Karrueche Tran, Chris Brown, Whorrified,
THANKS FOR SHARING. PLEASE NEVER DO IT AGAIN 
There are so many things we could be looking at in this Tran-wreck and yet all I can see is Karrueche consuming a slab of rancid baloney.
K
arrueche Tran has found a brilliant way to keep Chris Brown from ever saying anything stupid again. Unfortunately, it involves considerable effort and sacrifice on her part, but hey, she already wasted her Christmas AND New Year’s holidays visiting him in rehab, so why stop now? (I’m sure Chris really appreciated the visits and will repay her the way he repays all women who unfathomably stand by him as he sheds layers of shittiness only to reveal more shittiness. The man is a veritable dung onion.) However, in future, Karrueche, I would ask that you keep such queasy-making images of your selflessness off Instagram, because, my God. My stomach was feeling shaky enough on New Year’s Day without having to see that.


EDITOR'S NOTE: I'm confused. I thought they were split up. 
MY NOTE: No, that was last month. And next week.