Tuesday, 21 January 2014

ROB FORD IS BACK AND MORE JAMAICAN THAN EVER

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TORONTO MAYOR ROB FORD APPARENTLY FELL OFF THE WAGON 
while it was making a late-night dash through Rexdale. 
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Just when you thought Toronto Mayor Rob Ford had kicked the habits that were the only interesting thing about him, a new video has surfaced that shows him completely blotto and ranting profanely while on a late-night eating binge, thereby hitting every bad-habit nail right on the goddam drunken head! 

There are several surprising things about this video, which Ford admits was filmed early Tuesday morning, the most surprising of them being that Rob Ford is Jamaican. (Or at least he is when he's drunk.) I had no idea, although it would explain his fondness for Caribana.
I also find it quite rich that the locale is described as “a Rexdale steakhouse,” when it is clearly a friggin burger joint. Although, if you’ve ever been to Rexdale, this would be as close to steak as one gets. Indeed, their traditional Sunday dinner consists of a Rexdale steak with a side of fries, and for dessert, a drive-by shooting.

Rob's utterly believable brother Doug assures us Rob hasn’t taken a drink since November, which would mean this is Rob Ford sober. Which is even scarier.  Watch the video below.

WARNING: Foul language, Jamaican patois, greasy burger fat, cheap ambience, blurry quality. Or, more succinctly, Rob Ford.