|PORN STAR RON JEREMY BELATEDLY JOINS THE SPOOF GAME |
And I've just realized he's even creepier with his clothes on.
But then along came this one, featuring porn legend Ron Jeremy ... *frowns, consults notes* So he's not dead then? ... in a frame-by-frame remake and I discovered that there is, in fact, room in my heart and on my blog for just one more deformed nude midget pervert video. Especially one that's basically a perfect storm of porn star talents, in fact I don't know how someone didn't think of inserting Ron Jeremy into this tableau of fellatio, underpants and sledgehammers sooner.
Coming hot on the heels of Rob Ford's latest drunken rant (above), this officially makes today "obese train wrecks going right off the goddam rails" day. I can hardly wait to see what tomorrow will bring.
EDITOR'S NOTE: How did a man with a face like that EVER become a porn star?
MY NOTE: You've never watched porn, have you?