Tuesday, 25 February 2014

CHRISTIE BRINKLEY IS 60. HER LEGS DIDN'T GET THE MEMO

Christie Brinkley, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Whorrified,
STOP LUSTING AFTER 
CHRISTIE BRINKLEY, 
you creepy perv. She's old enough 
to be your grandmother!


Holy shit, 60-year-old Christie Brinkley in a miniskirt! How is this photo even possible? Let's skip right past the fact that your face is completely untouched by the hands of time that were obviously busy with this face instead and focus on the fact that you have the legs of an 18-year-old. 

This coming hot on the heels of 62-year-old Jane Seymour in a bikini puts us perilously close to "trend" territory. 

Which I'm sure many of you find hysterical and some of you may even find arousing, but seriously, could someone please tell these old broads to knock it off?  Because frankly, I don't need the pressure. I'd like to think that when I turn 60 (many many many years from now) I will finally be able to stop dieting and exercising and can just sit around in a velour robe, pounding martinis and ogling young hotties from the non-threatening vantage point of my Stairlift. It's basically exactly what Hugh Hefner does every day.  
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