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you creepy perv. She's old enough
to be your grandmother!
This coming hot on the heels of 62-year-old Jane Seymour in a bikini puts us perilously close to "trend" territory.
Which I'm sure many of you find hysterical and some of you may even find arousing, but seriously, could someone please tell these old broads to knock it off? Because frankly, I don't need the pressure. I'd like to think that when I turn 60 (many many many years from now) I will finally be able to stop dieting and exercising and can just sit around in a velour robe, pounding martinis and ogling young hotties from the non-threatening vantage point of my Stairlift. It's basically exactly what Hugh Hefner does every day.