I apologize if you are reading this over breakfast, but I came across this image of Donatella Versace and simply had to share. Because clearly she is the reason makeup was invented.
Seriously. The woman is borderline terrifying even when completely drenched in spackle, so why she felt the need to walk the streets with her face completely denuded is beyond comprehension.
Unless maybe she was filming a movie
about aliens who prowl the earth in eternal search of Botox parties. Or better faces to have implanted over the horrific one they inexplicably paid good money to have someone do to them. In
that case it makes perfect sense.
EDITOR'S NOTE: That was rather cruel of you.
MY NOTE: *hisses* Hello, have you not met me? I'm Whorrified. I do this for a living.