|HERE'S MILEY CYRUS, BUTT NAKED AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME AS USUAL|
Just when you were beginning to think it was safe to not run screaming from the room any time someone says the words "Miley Cyrus," or that maybe at the ripe old age of 21 (most hillbillies have grandkin by then) Miley might have matured just a titch, haha, you're wrong. Because here she is gettin' nekkid again on the cover of V magazine, which apparently has a strict policy of making everyone look like either Lady Gaga or Marilyn Manson. Or in some glorious cases, both. Somebody got a raise for this one for sure.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Why that looks NOTHING like Miley Cyrus! Except for the fact that she has no eyebrows and she's naked.
MY NOTE: And of course, this. Classy little varmint, ain't she?