|UH-OH. I'VE SEEN THIS LOOK BEFORE |
Although, to their credit, at least my three daughters waited until puberty for the seething disdain to kick in.
All right, who told her? We can do this the easy way or the hard way, the hard way being indescribably violent, so you might as well 'fess up right now
NEWBORN GRANDDAUGHTER'S NOTE: Celebrity cleavage, Glama? Twerking? TANNING MOM? I really must insist that you refrain from ever touching me again.
GLAMA'S NOTE: No! Please! Hey, look at this nice post I wrote! It's about bunnies! Okay maybe not bunnies, but puppies that look like pigs! Everybody loves puppies. And I made cookies today! Chocolate chip! When you get teeth you're gonna love those. They're ... *wipes projectile infant vomit out of eyes* Wow. You're going to make a fantastic teenager.
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