|MARIAH CAREY IS ON LOCATION IN PUERTO RICO, |
where the climate is wreaking havoc with her body parts.
What do you notice first about this Instagram of Mariah Carey in a bikini? I know, right? It's obvious: the hair. Which is why Mimi, queen of the humblebrag, captioned it: "Working in my most favorite environment clearly having a bad hair day. Haaaaaa." I mean I LOVE Mariah Carey, but sometimes I just want to punch her right in the pretentious vagina.
MARIAH CAREY'S NOTE: Could you pronounce that "vajeene," please? That other way hurts my ears, which are made of charmeuse silk as you can see in this Instagram of them right here.