Thursday, 6 February 2014

SOMETIMES MARIAH CAREY FORGETS SHE HAS BOOBS

Mariah Carey, Puerto Rico, Bikini, Instagram, Whorrified,
MARIAH CAREY IS ON LOCATION IN PUERTO RICO,
where the climate is wreaking havoc with her body parts.
Instagram

What do you notice first about this Instagram of Mariah Carey in a bikini? I know, right? It's obvious: the hair. Which is why Mimi, queen of the humblebrag, captioned it: "Working in my most favorite environment clearly having a bad hair day. Haaaaaa." I mean I LOVE Mariah Carey, but sometimes I just want to punch her right in the pretentious vagina.

MARIAH CAREY'S NOTE: Could you pronounce that "vajeene," please? That other way hurts my ears, which are made of charmeuse silk as you can see in this Instagram of them right here.