Sunday, 2 March 2014

HUMAN BARBIE HAS ELEVATED HER CRAZY TO MACH 1

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HUMAN BARBIE VALERIA LUKYANOVA 
looks more like Barbie than real Barbie. 
In fact the only way you can tell them apart 
is that real Barbie has the sense 
to keep her plastic mouth shut at all times. 
Sebastian Faena/V magazine/Living Doll 






You'd think someone who has made it her life's work to make herself over into a "human Barbie" would be perfectly well-adjusted in every way. But you'd be wrong. In fact, it sounds like Ukrainian model Valeria Lukyanova is not only batshit-crazy, but has in fact descended into the final stages of  batshit-craziness.

She confided in a recent interview that she has converted to "Breatharianism," a cult movement in which followers aspire to live on light and air alone. You may know it by its scientific name, Anorexia. ("Hey, it works for Barbie!" its pin-thin followers are typically heard to gasp moments before expiring of starvation.) 

Human Barbie told the International Business Times she hasn't eaten a thing in weeks and hasn't been hungry at all. “I’m hoping it’s the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone,” she said. 
Oh, trust me, sister, it's the final stage, all right.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Apparently there's also a Human Ken Doll.
MY NOTE: That's perfect! I was worried that this story wasn't weird enough.