|HUMAN BARBIE VALERIA LUKYANOVA |
looks more like Barbie than real Barbie.
In fact the only way you can tell them apart
is that real Barbie has the sense
to keep her plastic mouth shut at all times.
Sebastian Faena/V magazine/Living Doll
She confided in a recent interview that she has converted to "Breatharianism," a
Human Barbie told the International Business Times she hasn't eaten a thing in weeks and hasn't been hungry at all. “I’m hoping it’s the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone,” she said.
Oh, trust me, sister, it's the final stage, all right.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Apparently there's also a Human Ken Doll.
MY NOTE: That's perfect! I was worried that this story wasn't weird enough.