Friday, 21 March 2014

KIM KARDASHIAN IS VOGUE'S FIRST PORN STAR COVER GIRL

Kim Kardashian, Kanye, Kimye, Vogue, Whorrified, Anna Wintour,
Vogue, April 2014
I don't know what Kanye did to make Vogue harridan Anna Wintour change her mind about hating Kim Kardashian (I believe her exact words might have been 'I'd serve my dinner guests Miley's Cyrus's tongue on a crumpet before I'd put that Kardashian whore in my magazine!' ) but whatever it was he did it well enough to get Kim on the cover of Vogue's April edition.

That's right. The magazine that purports to adhere to (indeed to create) the highest standards of style and fashion has a woman who blowjobbed her way into our national consciousness as its demure bridal cover girl. If you're looking for signs that the end is nigh, you need look no further. God's going to pull the plug on us by May. June, at the very latest. 





EDITOR'S NOTE: Wintour's soul-whoring is getting quite the buggering on Twitter. I've been reading it all afternoon and it's the most fun I've had since my master blew a leg in Bermuda! Read the best of the Twitter backlash here, via Fashionista.