Wednesday, 19 March 2014

KIM KARDASHIAN TRIES ON SOME UGLY — AND IT FITS

Kim Kardashian, Wendy Williams, Celebrities Undercover, Whorrified,
KIM: 'EXCUSE ME, SIR, I'M HERE FOR THE SEX TAPING.' 
DIRECTOR: Sure you are, Buckie. Say, couldja grab me a coffee while we wait for Kim Kardashian to arrive?'
 Celebrities Undercover

After spending obscene amounts of money getting her entire head and body carved into a shadow of their former selves, Kim Kardashian has had a Road to Damascus moment. She decided to undo all the work she's had done and now looks like some random chick who works at Giant Tiger. (I saw that very dress there on sale last week when ... er, when I was running an errand for a homeless person.) 

Except of course that's bullshit. Road to Damascus moments don't happen to people with a credit card for a soul, and Kim's miraculous transformation was in fact inspired by the same thing that inspires all her prostitutional endeavours: famewhoring. So please enjoy this delightful image and video of Kim trying to understand how the ugly people live during an episode of Celebrities Undercover, because I can guarantee you she went home and made the help powerwash that shit off her the second taping was over. If Kanye saw some ugly stranger in his house he'd go batshit crazy and he does not need any more reasons to do that.

EDITOR'S NOTE: That's amazing! I hear even her sister, Kourtney, didn't recognize her.
MY NOTE: Yes but that's because, like you, she is a moron.

Via the Daily Mail: