Friday, 21 March 2014

MADONNA'S ARMPIT WILL MAKE YOU LONG FOR DEATH


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THE SAME IDIOT WHO TOLD MILEY HER CONSTANT VAGINA-FINGERING IS SEXY told Madonna armpit hair is sexy. Alas, both of them believed it and now we're all paying for it. 
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We're going with a theme today, folks, and it's booze hair, because WTF, celebrities, are ALL OF YOU on meth? Let's start with Madonna because she obviously wants us to, otherwise why is she tweeting pictures of her goddam armpit hair, captioned "Long hair, who cares?" (Nobody. So how 'bout you stick to what you're good at, which is music, dancing and bonking barely legal Brazilians? *not that I blame her because Brazilians are delicious*
I'm not sure who advised Madonna that this would be a good career move but whoever it was, you're fired. 

In related hair photos that are infinitely more attractive, please see Ireland Baldwin's new hair. Which works for a change.