Thursday, 20 March 2014

EVA LONGORIA IS A HUGE FAN OF EVA LONGORIA

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EVA LONGORIA'S BIGGEST FAN  
would like you to know that Eva Longoria is amazing. 
(And if you don't agree then Eva Longoria 
will have Eva Longoria's second-biggest fan, 
Eva Longoria, beat you senseless.)

There are fans, and then there are huge, rabid super-fans with celebrity crushes so all-consuming they can hardly think straight. Eva Longoria has one of those super-fans, and it's Eva Longoria. 

Few people think more highly of the diminutive actress than she does, as she herself will be only too happy to tell you should you ask. Or not. 

In a recent interview with Prestige magazine (click here for more images) Eva says: "I think it's really unfair of people to think you can't be a sex symbol and a serious businessperson. Who says I can't be both? Who says I can't do the cover of Maxim and run a production company? Women are complex. Women are beautiful and intellectual and spiritual and social and entrepreneurial. They're everything. And I think I'm a great example of that." 

And then she asked herself for her autograph and fainted into her own arms.

EVA LONGORIA'S NOTE:  
*nods sagely* Mmhmm, I think you covered everything. Oh wait you didn't mention my hot new bangs! OhmiGOD! Look how cute I am! Squeeeeeeeeeeeee! *thump*