|OH LOOK. KIM KARDASHIAN HAD HERSELF PROFESSIONALLY SQUEEZED |
into her little sister's bikini because she doesn't have enough bikinis of her own.
Kim Kardashian, whom I haven't taken a swipe at in quite some time because I ran out of synonyms for 'silly twat,' is suddenly back on my radar with her latest contribution to the inexorable dumbing down of America: an Instagram photo of herself in a bikini, captioned "Yep stole Kylie's bikini...she's not getting it back."
|KYLIE JENNER GOT TO WEAR |
her own bikini just long enough
to post this pic to Instagram
before Kim stuffed her funbags into it.
And if I may scratch yet another Kim Kardashian itch ... I'm getting the swine flu, I just know it ... it has come to my attention that she has changed her hair colour from blonde to dark brown. Not unlike a certain blogger who specifically stated that she did so because she was tired of being mistaken for Kim everywhere she went. Now I suppose I'll have to go purple or something, and then I'll get mistaken for Ireland Baldwin. #FamousPeopleProblems
Click here to see the exact moment Kim decided she didn't want to be blonde anymore. Or if you'd rather look at pictures of Kim's butt in a tight dress (warning: may contain Kanye), click here. The choice is yours, as is the choice to not wear a seatbelt or to put strychnine in your coffee.