|IS IT CREEPY THAT I SOMETIMES |
PRETEND SHE'S MY BABY?
(Editor's note: Frankly, yes. If that child
ever goes missing, we'll know where to look.)
Whereas a year ago I would have spent my vacation bronzing my spectacular arse in the Caribbean, this year I decided there's nowhere I'd rather be than here with her. It didn't occur to me to ask her parents if they mind, but since they went ahead and stocked the liquor larder with all my favourite foods, I'm going to assume they're okay with it. Back soon, my pretties.
EDITOR'S NOTE: No rush! I've got everything under control here. *pops cork, twirls around in office chair in the nude*