Monday, 3 March 2014

ON VACATION: THREE GUESSES WHO I'M SPENDING IT WITH

IS IT CREEPY THAT I SOMETIMES 
PRETEND SHE'S MY BABY?  
(Editor's note: Frankly, yes. If that child 
ever goes missing, we'll know where to look.)



I'm on vacation this week. So you'll not only notice a marked decline in the number of F-bombs being dropped on the Interwebs in the week ahead, but you'll also notice a marked rise in the number of Piggly Wiggly photos (that'd be my newborn granddaughter, for those of you who read some other shite blog because you haven't found this one yet). Because as my own mother says, I've gone "gaga" over her, and not in the monster-faced hermaphrodyte sense. 

Whereas a year ago I would have spent my vacation bronzing my spectacular arse in the Caribbean, this year I decided there's nowhere I'd rather be than here with her. It didn't occur to me to ask her parents if they mind, but since they went ahead and stocked the liquor larder with all my favourite foods, I'm going to assume they're okay with it. Back soon, my pretties.

EDITOR'S NOTE: No rush! I've got everything under control here. *pops cork, twirls around in office chair in the nude*