Sunday, 6 April 2014

BRUCE JENNER IS TWO DROOPY STEPS CLOSER TO HIS GOAL

Bruce Jenner, Kardashians, transgendered, whorrified,
BRUCE JENNER CAN'T SEEM TO SHAKE THE PESKY SEX-CHANGE RUMOURS.  
This picture should help.
TMZ framegrab

I didn't think it was possible for Bruce Jenner to get any creepier or to make my skin crawl any more than it already does every time I get blindsided by a photo of him but, as almost never happens, I was wrong. Because here he is apparently growing a pair of hooters to go along with his  shaved larynx, ombre-highlighted hair, French-manicured nails and God knows what else he's doing in his bid to become a woman. And I realize they can perform medical miracles these days, but maybe Miss Bruce needs to think about changing doctors. Because he's shaping up to be one scary-looking broad.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Does anyone even remember when Bruce Jenner was an Olympian who looked like this?
MY NOTE: Nope. Least of all Bruce Jenner.